I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I made him laugh his dick is mine
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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