Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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