Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
i believe in u and ur pee
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