More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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