I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
We are two peas in an std pod
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
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