this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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