i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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