Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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