Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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