Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
