where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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