He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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