I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So gin and wine won't be happening again
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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