Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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