we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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