no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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