i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Less talking, more tequila
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
