...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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