My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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