dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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