the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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