Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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