Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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