you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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