Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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