but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
im six kinds of drunk right now
I understand Curling. That high.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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