Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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