I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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