How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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