Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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