what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
The uberlube is also flammable
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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