SEEEEXXX PLEASE
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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