The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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