all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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