People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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