carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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