So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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