I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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