So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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