Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
she smelled like a LAN party
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Randomize
