Plan B is the new Plan A
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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