So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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