I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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