i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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