he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
