honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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