You work out of a Hotel?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
This beer is not sobering me up at all
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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