So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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