With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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