Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
When did angry sex become our thing?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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