like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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