This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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