3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
