wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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