he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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